Patates — The world's dumbest AI
patates.cloud
LaunchIndex first observed Patates — The world's dumbest AI (patates.cloud) live on 4 September 2026. View its launch screenshot, category, and verification evidence.
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Patates — The world's dumbest AI (patates.cloud) was first observed live on 4 September 2026.
Patates.cloud hosts small AI models run on spare hardware (old laptops, Chromebooks, unused servers). A side project enabling distributed AI on existing hardware; no account required and runs across available devices.
Its profile is classified as Other within Technology / Artificial intelligence.
What the launch signal contained.
- First observed live
- Previous state
- No prior non-live observation
- Last verified
- Canonical host
- patates.cloud
- Category
- Technology / Artificial intelligence
- Website type
- Other
- Observed title
- Patates — The world's dumbest AI
- Observed description
- Patates — small AI models running on hardware that had nothing better to do.
- Detected technologies
- None detected
- Screenshot captured
- Evidence source
- Browser observation · Local
- Evidence confidence
- 90%
- HTTP status
- 200
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